From: james
Date: Fri Aug 13 17:50:13 MST 2004
Subject: redneck possibilities

Here's some more ways to tell if you might be a redneck. Being one is not a bad thing by no means. It just means you lack a certain sense of sophistication. That's all. (Jeff Foxworthy) 1) If you think *nSync is where your dirty dishes are you just might be a redneck. (*nSync is the name of a boy band) 2) If you think a 401(k) is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck. 3) If your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone ... 4) If you keep a flyswatter on the front seat of the car so you can reach yer kids in the back seat of the car you just might be a redneck. 5) If you work without a shirt on and so does yer husband ... you might be a redneck. 6) If an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed yer life you might be a redneck. 7) If you've ever worn a tube top to a funeral home you might be a redneck. 8) If you've ever opened a beer during a eulogy ... 9) If you've ever used a barstool for a walker ... 10) If you've ever gotten one of yer nipples bitten off by a beaver you might be a redneck.

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